We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
So English I fancy you will agree,
Is the funniest language I ever did see.
Just do it, Just do it, Just do it do it do it..
Saturday, 5 December 2009
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Paranormal Activity
So I watched Paranormal Activity; by now thousands must have watched this movie; we seem to have more than one ending for this movie...watch it and draw your own conclusion...
My conclusion is :
I wish Katie was still alive.. We could have a got a better sequel..
If you ask me was I scared; well I watched alone laying in bed, I would admit that at times I got the chills and was glued till the end.
My conclusion is :
I wish Katie was still alive.. We could have a got a better sequel..
If you ask me was I scared; well I watched alone laying in bed, I would admit that at times I got the chills and was glued till the end.
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION
ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION - Fortress Europe
Album - Enemy Of The Enemy (2003)
Lyrics:
Keep bangin' on the wall
Keep bangin' on the wall
OF FORTRESS EUROPE!
2022 -A new European order
Robot guards patrolling the border
Cybernetic dogs are getting closer and closer
Armoured cars and immigration officers
A burning village in Kosovo
You bombed it out now you're telling us go home
Machine guns strut on the cliffs of Dover
Heads down people look out! we're going over
Burnin up! can we survive re-entry
Past the mines and the cybernetic sentries
Safe european homes built on wars
You don't like the effect don't produce the cause
The chip is in your head not on my shoulder
Total control just around the corner
Open up the floodgates Time's nearly up
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
Keep banging
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
We got a right , know the situation
We're the children of globalisation
No borders only true connection
Light the fuse of the insurrection
This generation has no nation
Grass roots pressure the only solution
We're sitting tight
Cos assylum is a right
Put an end to this confusion
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
Burnin' up can we survive re-entry
Past the landmines and cybernetic sentries
Plane, train, car , ferry boat or bus
The future is bleeding coming back at us
The chip is in your head not on my shoulder
Total control around the corner
Open up the floodgates Time's nearly up
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
Keep banging
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
They got a right - listen not to de scaremonger
Who doesn't run when they're feel the hunger
From where to what to when to here to there
People caught up in red tape nightmare
Break out of the detention centres
Cut the wires and tear up the vouchers
People get ready it's time to wake up
Tear down the walls of Fortress Europe
Album - Enemy Of The Enemy (2003)
Lyrics:
Keep bangin' on the wall
Keep bangin' on the wall
OF FORTRESS EUROPE!
2022 -A new European order
Robot guards patrolling the border
Cybernetic dogs are getting closer and closer
Armoured cars and immigration officers
A burning village in Kosovo
You bombed it out now you're telling us go home
Machine guns strut on the cliffs of Dover
Heads down people look out! we're going over
Burnin up! can we survive re-entry
Past the mines and the cybernetic sentries
Safe european homes built on wars
You don't like the effect don't produce the cause
The chip is in your head not on my shoulder
Total control just around the corner
Open up the floodgates Time's nearly up
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
Keep banging
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
We got a right , know the situation
We're the children of globalisation
No borders only true connection
Light the fuse of the insurrection
This generation has no nation
Grass roots pressure the only solution
We're sitting tight
Cos assylum is a right
Put an end to this confusion
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
Burnin' up can we survive re-entry
Past the landmines and cybernetic sentries
Plane, train, car , ferry boat or bus
The future is bleeding coming back at us
The chip is in your head not on my shoulder
Total control around the corner
Open up the floodgates Time's nearly up
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
Keep banging
Keep banging on the wall of Fortress Europe
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
Dis is a 21st century Exodus
They got a right - listen not to de scaremonger
Who doesn't run when they're feel the hunger
From where to what to when to here to there
People caught up in red tape nightmare
Break out of the detention centres
Cut the wires and tear up the vouchers
People get ready it's time to wake up
Tear down the walls of Fortress Europe
Thursday, 10 September 2009
Sunday, 30 August 2009
nipple
So, as i said some people shit on you and some ask about the nipple i mean the pimple on your forehead, which means some don't give a shit and some do..2 kinda character!!! I prefer the nipple.
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Flu me and you!!
woo been a long time since I came back to this place...got a shock the other day when I had to rub some sanitizer on my hands; is this thing for real; I suppose it is. People gone Paranoid about whats happning around them, but I'm not scared. All this will come to past; it's written.
But the funniest part about this is that no one seems to agree with the fact that it's happning and they think that a drop of sanitizer would cure all the problems; some of my collegues are applying it more than it's required, but it does smell good afetr sometime. The whole damn office smells like a hospital though. You should see the office boys spraying detol allover the place; doors, handles, chairs, wiping keyboards with detol; they dint even leave the doors clams; poor office boys thought the dam thing would even hide on doors hinges.
I'am not trying to be ignorent of the fact that it's for real but I realise one thing that we are the flu; we have plagued everything, whats left is just anxiety.
But the funniest part about this is that no one seems to agree with the fact that it's happning and they think that a drop of sanitizer would cure all the problems; some of my collegues are applying it more than it's required, but it does smell good afetr sometime. The whole damn office smells like a hospital though. You should see the office boys spraying detol allover the place; doors, handles, chairs, wiping keyboards with detol; they dint even leave the doors clams; poor office boys thought the dam thing would even hide on doors hinges.
I'am not trying to be ignorent of the fact that it's for real but I realise one thing that we are the flu; we have plagued everything, whats left is just anxiety.
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Contd..
Contd..
Well, this might be a mistake that I even started, or did I write too soon. I just hope that I can continue. This is what they call a writers mental block I suppose; the only difference is mine came when I have not even started.
It’s been quite a week and the last time I checked my debit card slip I had 130 rupee, but I’m glad that this month is over and I got to look forward for the next month.
Ok this just struck me; I realize that when I Logon to Face book after maybe a break of 2 days’ and at the rate of pace that Face book users are using, I lose quite a bit of the comments and talks that my friends are having around; cause it’s nice to see them venting out their inner fears and wishful thinking, their moments of happiness and anxiety. That moment in Life that someone captures his or her emotion by typing it down and making it known to the world that yes, this is what I feel at this very moment and I’m damn sure about it.
Someone from my friend list wrote “Hmmmm....i like chocoooooollllllllllaaaaaaaaaatttesssss....so i shall go wit it...:). See what I mean, she obviously likes chocolates and she wished that she could have just plucked those chocolates out of the screen; she’s at her very best in expressing her want for chocolates and smiles away from that page and moved on to the other exciting thing in life. I wish it was easier as said.
As I was going through my face book home page the other day I saw someone wishing a friend happy birth day and then carries off with her own language which made me felt the barrier among us and no one can understand what the other person is saying. Its fine as long as you say hi to me.
Well I missed my point up there; the real thing that struck me today is that I wish that things were easier for me, for people around me for everybody else.
These were just some of my thoughts for today.
Contd...
Well, this might be a mistake that I even started, or did I write too soon. I just hope that I can continue. This is what they call a writers mental block I suppose; the only difference is mine came when I have not even started.
It’s been quite a week and the last time I checked my debit card slip I had 130 rupee, but I’m glad that this month is over and I got to look forward for the next month.
Ok this just struck me; I realize that when I Logon to Face book after maybe a break of 2 days’ and at the rate of pace that Face book users are using, I lose quite a bit of the comments and talks that my friends are having around; cause it’s nice to see them venting out their inner fears and wishful thinking, their moments of happiness and anxiety. That moment in Life that someone captures his or her emotion by typing it down and making it known to the world that yes, this is what I feel at this very moment and I’m damn sure about it.
Someone from my friend list wrote “Hmmmm....i like chocoooooollllllllllaaaaaaaaaatttesssss....so i shall go wit it...:). See what I mean, she obviously likes chocolates and she wished that she could have just plucked those chocolates out of the screen; she’s at her very best in expressing her want for chocolates and smiles away from that page and moved on to the other exciting thing in life. I wish it was easier as said.
As I was going through my face book home page the other day I saw someone wishing a friend happy birth day and then carries off with her own language which made me felt the barrier among us and no one can understand what the other person is saying. Its fine as long as you say hi to me.
Well I missed my point up there; the real thing that struck me today is that I wish that things were easier for me, for people around me for everybody else.
These were just some of my thoughts for today.
Contd...
Friday, 22 May 2009
Contd..
Well I took some time today to give my blog a face lift, as you can see, but mind me this is work in progress. I am really tired to write another line at this moment, I had a long day at work, so I’m just going to go off to sleep and look forward for a better day...
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Contd...
I left off yesterday because I was feeling kind of drowsy.
Not a really good day at work today; had a huge report to prepare which took the best part of my day and on top of that I received errors from a client; totally sucks when you get errors; spoils the entire day; more over when excel doesn’t wants to cooperate with you; really sucks big time; but I learnt a few lessons today which is not to work with huge data when your half asleep; you'll messed up big time; I remember the days in Infosys when I almost cried; sitting at 6:30 in the morning and fumbling with a huge spread sheet which is due and on top of that you have people coming and saying bye see you later and all that whereas me still pondering with that stupid spread sheet and messing up most of the data; it was a nightmare in broad day light I can tell you that.
I just hope that I have a better day today at work especially when my manager has made it clear that so much is expected out of me; I can't make another wrong move.
What do you do when you know what to do but you still do what's not suppose to be done?
I'll retire with that...
Contd..
Not a really good day at work today; had a huge report to prepare which took the best part of my day and on top of that I received errors from a client; totally sucks when you get errors; spoils the entire day; more over when excel doesn’t wants to cooperate with you; really sucks big time; but I learnt a few lessons today which is not to work with huge data when your half asleep; you'll messed up big time; I remember the days in Infosys when I almost cried; sitting at 6:30 in the morning and fumbling with a huge spread sheet which is due and on top of that you have people coming and saying bye see you later and all that whereas me still pondering with that stupid spread sheet and messing up most of the data; it was a nightmare in broad day light I can tell you that.
I just hope that I have a better day today at work especially when my manager has made it clear that so much is expected out of me; I can't make another wrong move.
What do you do when you know what to do but you still do what's not suppose to be done?
I'll retire with that...
Contd..
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
Untitled. Not yet!!
Hey, I’m back; I thought I left this page long back. Ok, I' am not trying to sound fancy but I am back that’s for sure.
Let me get right to the point before all these crazy ideas flies out off my brain;
Well like every struggling writer comes a struggling fighter; and I' am one of them.
Ok, it took me like about 30 seconds to come up this sentence!!!You see what I mean.
I came up with a cool quote today as I was sitting in my cab on the way back home and it sounds a bit like this " I’m as dumb as Einstein" by the way for your information I went to Google to check out the spelling of Einstein before typing it here; what a difficult word to spell; at least for me; thank God I never had to spell Einstein in school. Well coming back to the Quote, the cab ride today on the way back home was kind of pleasant; things kind of look back to normal and I am referring to my cab ride; one of the Two Hotties in my cab spoke to me again. I thought I shocked her when I spoke to her; she didn’t expect; by the way I'll talk about the Two Hotties later; Damn, I just realized that I lost my ID Card, just hope that I left it in the cab; the cab was too pleasant for a ride that I forgot my ID. Well I’m happy that everything is fine again at the cab front; but just those sweaty, suffocating cab rides while going to work in the evening that I dare.
Contd......
Let me get right to the point before all these crazy ideas flies out off my brain;
Well like every struggling writer comes a struggling fighter; and I' am one of them.
Ok, it took me like about 30 seconds to come up this sentence!!!You see what I mean.
I came up with a cool quote today as I was sitting in my cab on the way back home and it sounds a bit like this " I’m as dumb as Einstein" by the way for your information I went to Google to check out the spelling of Einstein before typing it here; what a difficult word to spell; at least for me; thank God I never had to spell Einstein in school. Well coming back to the Quote, the cab ride today on the way back home was kind of pleasant; things kind of look back to normal and I am referring to my cab ride; one of the Two Hotties in my cab spoke to me again. I thought I shocked her when I spoke to her; she didn’t expect; by the way I'll talk about the Two Hotties later; Damn, I just realized that I lost my ID Card, just hope that I left it in the cab; the cab was too pleasant for a ride that I forgot my ID. Well I’m happy that everything is fine again at the cab front; but just those sweaty, suffocating cab rides while going to work in the evening that I dare.
Contd......
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
"No Arms, No Legs, No Worries"
I just want to share this truely truely inspiring video with you all, it's about Nick Vujicic 25 years old born without arms or legs and given no medical reason for his condition, however his love and strength has made him overcome all physical limitations. For more information about his life and work visit www.lifewithoutlimbs.org/
Saturday, 4 April 2009
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
India's Election 09 gone Mobile.
Check out the first SMS I received from Team BJP.
TM-BJP : Rs. 25 Lakh Crores, belonging to Indians, is estimated to be stashed away in Swiss Banks. We will do our utmost to bring this wealth back to India- LK Advani
I wonder if I get some of that money :) Won't you guys want some?
Monday, 30 March 2009
30-03-09
30-03-2009
Won't you join me on the perennial quest
Reaching into the dark, retrieving light
Search for answers on the perennial quest
Where dreams are followed, and time is a test....
- Chuck
Won't you join me on the perennial quest
Reaching into the dark, retrieving light
Search for answers on the perennial quest
Where dreams are followed, and time is a test....
- Chuck
Sunday, 1 March 2009
Goa Carnival 2009 (Mapsa)
Check out the below URL, Goa Carnival 2009 (Mapsa) 4:34am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE95iXLQtZA&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daCixUvQDng&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bA7XeY7cJg&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJVN9nMbH1Y&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE95iXLQtZA&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daCixUvQDng&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bA7XeY7cJg&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJVN9nMbH1Y&feature=channel
We Shine (Eminem)
Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the song name down no matter how silly it sounds.
4. Tag 10 friends at least.(Random)
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!
If someone says "Are you okay?" you say:
It Ain’t Easy (Cypress Hill) (Darn right it ain’t easy..heee)
How would you describe yourself?
As we worship you. (Don Moen)
What do you like in a guy/girl?
She’s Gone (Steel Heart)
How do you feel today?
Animal Bar (RHCP) ..yea stuck in my room
What is your life's purpose?
Born of a Broken Man (RATM)
What's your motto?
Wasted Time (Skid Row) wooo mis those days…
What do your friends think of you?
By Tor & The Snow Dog (Rush ) an animal but not a dog…
What do your parents think of you?
The Killing Words (Queensryche)
What do you think about very often?
No Reason to Live, No Reson to Die (Porcupine Tree) man this is real….wewwww scary..shi****
What is 2 + 2?
Without you (Dixie Chicks) man who downloaded this….
What do you think of your best friend?
No Luck with Rabbits (Porcupine Tree) ..haa he was a rabbit for sure…
What is your life story?
School Bus (SOD) School bus? lol ,,,I use to walk to school…
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Xerox (SOD) haaaaaaaa make a duplicate copy everyday…..
What do you think when you see the person you like?
Freedom (Psychotic Waltz) yea yea yeah…..
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Symphony I –III. Meuetto (Ludwig Van Beethoven) not bad….
What will they play at your funeral?
Acroos the sky (Jorden Rudess) wana hear them play…doink….
What is your hobby/interest?
Tears (Dreamtheater) oh common….but a real cool song…
What is your biggest fear?
Dan’s Fall (Psychotic Waltz)
What is your biggest secret?
Control and Resistance (Watch Tower)….secret….
What do you want right now?
Buried Dreams (Carcass)
What do you think of your friend?
Sting kiss polite (lol dn’t know who is the artist)
What will you post this as?
We Shine (Eminem)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the song name down no matter how silly it sounds.
4. Tag 10 friends at least.(Random)
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!
If someone says "Are you okay?" you say:
It Ain’t Easy (Cypress Hill) (Darn right it ain’t easy..heee)
How would you describe yourself?
As we worship you. (Don Moen)
What do you like in a guy/girl?
She’s Gone (Steel Heart)
How do you feel today?
Animal Bar (RHCP) ..yea stuck in my room
What is your life's purpose?
Born of a Broken Man (RATM)
What's your motto?
Wasted Time (Skid Row) wooo mis those days…
What do your friends think of you?
By Tor & The Snow Dog (Rush ) an animal but not a dog…
What do your parents think of you?
The Killing Words (Queensryche)
What do you think about very often?
No Reason to Live, No Reson to Die (Porcupine Tree) man this is real….wewwww scary..shi****
What is 2 + 2?
Without you (Dixie Chicks) man who downloaded this….
What do you think of your best friend?
No Luck with Rabbits (Porcupine Tree) ..haa he was a rabbit for sure…
What is your life story?
School Bus (SOD) School bus? lol ,,,I use to walk to school…
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Xerox (SOD) haaaaaaaa make a duplicate copy everyday…..
What do you think when you see the person you like?
Freedom (Psychotic Waltz) yea yea yeah…..
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Symphony I –III. Meuetto (Ludwig Van Beethoven) not bad….
What will they play at your funeral?
Acroos the sky (Jorden Rudess) wana hear them play…doink….
What is your hobby/interest?
Tears (Dreamtheater) oh common….but a real cool song…
What is your biggest fear?
Dan’s Fall (Psychotic Waltz)
What is your biggest secret?
Control and Resistance (Watch Tower)….secret….
What do you want right now?
Buried Dreams (Carcass)
What do you think of your friend?
Sting kiss polite (lol dn’t know who is the artist)
What will you post this as?
We Shine (Eminem)
Friday, 20 February 2009
Nine Deadly Words Women Uses!!
Nine Deadly Words Women Uses!!!! Men be warn. :) and remember these terminology!!!
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Something I relate to.
CHANGE
Here I am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives less happiness….
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them….
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a bike always in reserve changed to a bike always 'ON'
but then why there are less places to go on……
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
How an old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mates
but then why after 8'o Clock it always feel like getting late….
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. how it changed……
Here I am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives less happiness….
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them….
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a bike always in reserve changed to a bike always 'ON'
but then why there are less places to go on……
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
How an old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mates
but then why after 8'o Clock it always feel like getting late….
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. how it changed……
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Heaven is...
.....when the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
You might have read this somehere....
...but it's just fun.
The winners of this year's Washington Post's Mensa Invitational -
Readers were to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
The winners of this year's Washington Post's Mensa Invitational -
Readers were to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Sunday, 8 February 2009
Lazy Sunday
It's a lazy Sunday,,,,,Just finished downloading Gomorra, rating is 7.3 (IMDB)will watch it after dinner and will let you know how it's like....
Saturday, 7 February 2009
Can I have a Fire....
Just winding up for the week, been a boring week, nothing interesting happened...although one funny incident happened yesterday just thought I should put it down ...so I was smoking down by the smoking zone, suddenly came this guys asking for Fire,,,He says Can I have a Fire...haaa I looked at him and said hang on I'll start one...I use to hate when people ask me for a lighter cause most of them just approaches you with out saying a word and they expect you to handover your smoke and the worst thing is they don’t even say thanks...common at least have some decency to say thanks...at least the Fire guy did ask for it....well need to finish some work....Peace..
Monday, 26 January 2009
The Wrestler.
Everyone is Gaga about Slum Dog Millionaire winning the Best Motion Picture of the Year and I was also all for it, I thought the movie was one of a kind, real depiction of a struggler who went from “Racks to Riches” but then I saw “The Wrestler” . I was Blown Away and for a simple reason that life gives us all we want but when it takes back its takes back everything.
Randy “The Ram” played by Mickey Rourke was a wrestler at the top of his game during the 80’s with video games, poster s , actions figures and liked by all; but 25 years into is carrier he find himself wrestling in a crowd less circuit; he even struggles to pay his rent. Alone, living with a broken relationship with his daughter, its shows how he tries to mend things with his daughter only to screw it up all over again. Randy only friend a potential girl friend Cassidy played by Marisa Tomei an older night club stripper shows her two parallel life but yet of the same coin; a life of a night club stripper and a mom, just trying to get by and how these two life’s cannot be mixed. I think it’s an eye opener for anyone who thinks otherwise for these kind of people for whatever reason they have.
There are many wonderful scenes in this movie which will make you want to cry. There a scene where this girl ask Mickey if he still wrestle and he says he’s still jumping off the top rope, knowing the situation and condition of his carrier; the speech before his last match was also a moving one; the scene where he is trying to enjoy his day job as a deli clerk and going by the name Robin, the scene was really fun and somewhat cute too. There are a lot of other scenes which are really superb and heart wrenching.
I can’t really speak much about the movie; you just have to watch it and tell me about it!!!
All the actors have done amazing work on this movie and I would be surprise if Mickey or Marisa doesn’t win Oscars for their acting on this one; guess just have to keep fingers crossed; though I am kind of surprise that it was not nominated for the Best Motion Picture of the Year.
It’s a Must Watch and if you are a fan of the 80’s metal than you will be thrilled with soundtrack, which includes songs by Quiet Riot, Cinderella, Ratt, Guns and Roses and Accept among others.
Do you say Happy Republic Day!!! 26 Feb 09..
Anyways see Republic Day in other countries.
Albania: January 11 (1946)
Armenia: May 28 (1918, see Democratic Republic of Armenia)
Azerbaijan: May 28 (1918, see Azerbaijan Democratic Republic)
Burkina Faso: December 11 (1958, Upper Volta became an autonomous republic in the French Community.)
East Germany: October 7
Gambia: April 24 (1970)
Greece: July 24 (1974)
Ghana: July 1 (1960)
Guyana: February 23 (1970, also known as Mashramani)
Iceland: June 17 (1944)
India: January 26 (1950)
Iran: April 1 Islamic Republic Day
Iraq: July 14
Kenya: around December 12 (1963, see Jamhuri Day.)
Lithuania: May 15 (1920, known as the Constituent Assembly Day)
Maldives: November 11 (1968)
Nepal: May 28 (2008)
Niger: December 18 (1958)
North Korea: September 9 (1948)
Pakistan: March 23 (1956)
Portugal: November 15 (1991)
Sierra Leone: April 27, (1961)
Tunisia: July 25, (1957)
Turkey: October 29 (1923)
Albania: January 11 (1946)
Armenia: May 28 (1918, see Democratic Republic of Armenia)
Azerbaijan: May 28 (1918, see Azerbaijan Democratic Republic)
Burkina Faso: December 11 (1958, Upper Volta became an autonomous republic in the French Community.)
East Germany: October 7
Gambia: April 24 (1970)
Greece: July 24 (1974)
Ghana: July 1 (1960)
Guyana: February 23 (1970, also known as Mashramani)
Iceland: June 17 (1944)
India: January 26 (1950)
Iran: April 1 Islamic Republic Day
Iraq: July 14
Kenya: around December 12 (1963, see Jamhuri Day.)
Lithuania: May 15 (1920, known as the Constituent Assembly Day)
Maldives: November 11 (1968)
Nepal: May 28 (2008)
Niger: December 18 (1958)
North Korea: September 9 (1948)
Pakistan: March 23 (1956)
Portugal: November 15 (1991)
Sierra Leone: April 27, (1961)
Tunisia: July 25, (1957)
Turkey: October 29 (1923)
Act Of Goondaism!!!!
I fell sick to my stomach watching the Mangalore Pub incident yesterday on one of the new channels, at the same time I am furiously angry to see Times giving so less importance for this incident wherein the news got a small column in the 4th or 5th page. I wonder when will we do away with all these kind of nonsense; these so called Moral Brigade claiming to uphold the moral of the society; I asked them if they had ever looked into their own society and what good have they done apart from propagating Goodaism. I will tell you, this is all just heights of jealously and nothing else; they are so jealous to see the educated youth enjoying, going about their normal life and trying to grab whatever opportunity they get in these already difficult times, whereas these lazy, jobless good for nothing politically charged up and moreover corrupted to the core groups have no other better job to do, so they thought lets assault young boys and girls and claim that they are policing the society. When we are projecting India as one of the forerunner in the 21st century w can’t have these mindless groups roaming about in our streets claiming to clean up the society; if they pick up the garbage laying all over the streets maybe they can do some good!!! I appeal to whoever are the real Police of the Society to not only arrest the one’s involve in this particular incidence but also the leaders of these groups who are propagating all this nonsense.
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
The Globe went to the Dogs!!
Yeah!!! The Golden Globe went to the underdogs; best movie I have seen in a long time and Kudos to all who are involve in the movie and especially to this child actor; :) really cute and his acting was superb; and this is my favorite scene….couldn’t stop laughing :)
Thursday, 8 January 2009
Joe, the Plumber is back...
yeah you heard me right, Joe is back and he wants to go to Israel and wants to become a War Correspondent... he wants to get the average Israeli Joe's have their say..
Haa haaa I say " Hey Joe go Get it "....
Haa haaa I say " Hey Joe go Get it "....
Pornography Titans wants Bailout!!!!
Come Bail Me Out.... Now even the Porn Industry wants a bailout..Yes Pornography Titans like Larry Flynt asking for a $5 billion dollor bailout. Flynt is quoted as saying on TMZ. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America...
Monday, 5 January 2009
Saturday, 3 January 2009
Seven Pounds
While it seems that Seven Pounds is getting a lot of bad reviews in the press and yes for sure it’s not a movie wherein everyone would enjoy watching since it might be too slow or boring, but my opinion is, that the movie is a rare and one of a kind, a story line where you don’t see every day and would stay with you. I think Will Smith did an incredible job in his acting and Rosario Dawson, man she just looks so beautiful and gorgeous and her acting was impeccable. A story of forgetting one self, giving and sacrifice for the deserving and with a purpose. You might not understand whats really happening in the beginning and might be confused but then when you realize the reality of his purpose it will bring you down emotionally yet you will appreciate the beauty of the man’s intentions. It's a wonderful movie, something that you won’t expect and kind of make you question your own intentions. Hope you enjoy watching it.
Friday, 2 January 2009
Times Sqaure New Year 2009, Anderson Cooper.
First of all Happy New Year to one and all...
Saw the New year Celebration in Times Square, New York in CNN hosted by Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin; I thought the Ball Drop was a bit boring though it was exciting to see the thousands of people from different places gathered up to see that one "spectacle" if I may say. People from various countries lined up the square facing that freezing cold night; it is shocking to see how cold it was when a cup of coke freezed up in just a few minutes, though I guess it was worth the wait for all those people who where there; coming back to Anderson, I think he was excellent as always and he handled Kathy very well. I have to say Kathy is just a nonsense and I don't know why CNN got her in the first place; she was just making some stupid and silly comments about Ryan Seacrest and those silly questions she came up with asking Anderson; they did not make any sense at all and more over they were not funny. I just hope CNN get some one more appreciating and less moronic next time.
Saw the New year Celebration in Times Square, New York in CNN hosted by Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin; I thought the Ball Drop was a bit boring though it was exciting to see the thousands of people from different places gathered up to see that one "spectacle" if I may say. People from various countries lined up the square facing that freezing cold night; it is shocking to see how cold it was when a cup of coke freezed up in just a few minutes, though I guess it was worth the wait for all those people who where there; coming back to Anderson, I think he was excellent as always and he handled Kathy very well. I have to say Kathy is just a nonsense and I don't know why CNN got her in the first place; she was just making some stupid and silly comments about Ryan Seacrest and those silly questions she came up with asking Anderson; they did not make any sense at all and more over they were not funny. I just hope CNN get some one more appreciating and less moronic next time.
But over all I thought they put up a really good show though they could have shown more of the live performances by the various artist, but anyways good job guys and Happy New Year once again.
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