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nipple

So, as i said some people shit on you and some ask about the nipple i mean the pimple on your forehead, which means some don't give a shit and some do..2 kinda character!!! I prefer the nipple.

Flu me and you!!

woo been a long time since I came back to this place...got a shock the other day when I had to rub some sanitizer on my hands; is this thing for real; I suppose it is. People gone Paranoid about whats happning around them, but I'm not scared. All this will come to past; it's written.

But the funniest part about this is that no one seems to agree with the fact that it's happning and they think that a drop of sanitizer would cure all the problems; some of my collegues are applying it more than it's required, but it does smell good afetr sometime. The whole damn office smells like a hospital though. You should see the office boys spraying detol allover the place; doors, handles, chairs, wiping keyboards with detol; they dint even leave the doors clams; poor office boys thought the dam thing would even hide on doors hinges.

I'am not trying to be ignorent of the fact that it's for real but I realise one thing that we are the flu; we have plagued everything, whats left is just anxiety.

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Well, this might be a mistake that I even started, or did I write too soon. I just hope that I can continue. This is what they call a writers mental block I suppose; the only difference is mine came when I have not even started.
It’s been quite a week and the last time I checked my debit card slip I had 130 rupee, but I’m glad that this month is over and I got to look forward for the next month.

Ok this just struck me; I realize that when I Logon to Face book after maybe a break of 2 days’ and at the rate of pace that Face book users are using, I lose quite a bit of the comments and talks that my friends are having around; cause it’s nice to see them venting out their inner fears and wishful thinking, their moments of happiness and anxiety. That moment in Life that someone captures his or her emotion by typing it down and making it known to the world that yes, this is what I feel at this very moment and I’m damn sure about it.

Someone from my friend list wrote “Hmmmm....i like chocoooooollllllllllaaaaaaaaaatttesssss....so i shall go wit it...:). See what I mean, she obviously likes chocolates and she wished that she could have just plucked those chocolates out of the screen; she’s at her very best in expressing her want for chocolates and smiles away from that page and moved on to the other exciting thing in life. I wish it was easier as said.

As I was going through my face book home page the other day I saw someone wishing a friend happy birth day and then carries off with her own language which made me felt the barrier among us and no one can understand what the other person is saying. Its fine as long as you say hi to me.

Well I missed my point up there; the real thing that struck me today is that I wish that things were easier for me, for people around me for everybody else.
These were just some of my thoughts for today.

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Well I took some time today to give my blog a face lift, as you can see, but mind me this is work in progress. I am really tired to write another line at this moment, I had a long day at work, so I’m just going to go off to sleep and look forward for a better day...

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I left off yesterday because I was feeling kind of drowsy.

Not a really good day at work today; had a huge report to prepare which took the best part of my day and on top of that I received errors from a client; totally sucks when you get errors; spoils the entire day; more over when excel doesn’t wants to cooperate with you; really sucks big time; but I learnt a few lessons today which is not to work with huge data when your half asleep; you'll messed up big time; I remember the days in Infosys when I almost cried; sitting at 6:30 in the morning and fumbling with a huge spread sheet which is due and on top of that you have people coming and saying bye see you later and all that whereas me still pondering with that stupid spread sheet and messing up most of the data; it was a nightmare in broad day light I can tell you that.

I just hope that I have a better day today at work especially when my manager has made it clear that so much is expected out of me; I can't make another wrong move.

What do you do when you know what to do but you still do what's not suppose to be done?

I'll retire with that...

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Untitled. Not yet!!

Hey, I’m back; I thought I left this page long back. Ok, I' am not trying to sound fancy but I am back that’s for sure.

Let me get right to the point before all these crazy ideas flies out off my brain;

Well like every struggling writer comes a struggling fighter; and I' am one of them.
Ok, it took me like about 30 seconds to come up this sentence!!!You see what I mean.

I came up with a cool quote today as I was sitting in my cab on the way back home and it sounds a bit like this " I’m as dumb as Einstein" by the way for your information I went to Google to check out the spelling of Einstein before typing it here; what a difficult word to spell; at least for me; thank God I never had to spell Einstein in school. Well coming back to the Quote, the cab ride today on the way back home was kind of pleasant; things kind of look back to normal and I am referring to my cab ride; one of the Two Hotties in my cab spoke to me again. I thought I shocked her when I spoke to her; she didn’t expect; by the way I'll talk about the Two Hotties later; Damn, I just realized that I lost my ID Card, just hope that I left it in the cab; the cab was too pleasant for a ride that I forgot my ID. Well I’m happy that everything is fine again at the cab front; but just those sweaty, suffocating cab rides while going to work in the evening that I dare.

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"No Arms, No Legs, No Worries"

I just want to share this truely truely inspiring video with you all, it's about Nick Vujicic 25 years old born without arms or legs and given no medical reason for his condition, however his love and strength has made him overcome all physical limitations. For more information about his life and work visit www.lifewithoutlimbs.org/

Wordle - Shillong, My Home

http://tinyurl.com/c4es8f

India's Election 09 gone Mobile.

Check out the first SMS I received from Team BJP.

TM-BJP : Rs. 25 Lakh Crores, belonging to Indians, is estimated to be stashed away in Swiss Banks. We will do our utmost to bring this wealth back to India- LK Advani

I wonder if I get some of that money :) Won't you guys want some?

30-03-09

30-03-2009


Won't you join me on the perennial quest

Reaching into the dark, retrieving light

Search for answers on the perennial quest

Where dreams are followed, and time is a test....

- Chuck

Goa Carnival 2009 (Mapsa)

Check out the below URL, Goa Carnival 2009 (Mapsa) 4:34am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE95iXLQtZA&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daCixUvQDng&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bA7XeY7cJg&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJVN9nMbH1Y&feature=channel

Scarry Eyggs.

When two eggs merge together this is what happens!!!

We Shine (Eminem)

Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the song name down no matter how silly it sounds.
4. Tag 10 friends at least.(Random)
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!


If someone says "Are you okay?" you say:
It Ain’t Easy (Cypress Hill) (Darn right it ain’t easy..heee)

How would you describe yourself?
As we worship you. (Don Moen)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
She’s Gone (Steel Heart)

How do you feel today?
Animal Bar (RHCP) ..yea stuck in my room

What is your life's purpose?
Born of a Broken Man (RATM)

What's your motto?
Wasted Time (Skid Row) wooo mis those days…

What do your friends think of you?
By Tor & The Snow Dog (Rush ) an animal but not a dog…

What do your parents think of you?
The Killing Words (Queensryche)

What do you think about very often?
No Reason to Live, No Reson to Die (Porcupine Tree) man this is real….wewwww scary..shi****

What is 2 + 2?
Without you (Dixie Chicks) man who downloaded this….

What do you think of your best friend?
No Luck with Rabbits (Porcupine Tree) ..haa he was a rabbit for sure…


What is your life story?
School Bus (SOD) School bus? lol ,,,I use to walk to school…

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Xerox (SOD) haaaaaaaa make a duplicate copy everyday…..

What do you think when you see the person you like?
Freedom (Psychotic Waltz) yea yea yeah…..

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Symphony I –III. Meuetto (Ludwig Van Beethoven) not bad….

What will they play at your funeral?
Acroos the sky (Jorden Rudess) wana hear them play…doink….

What is your hobby/interest?
Tears (Dreamtheater) oh common….but a real cool song…

What is your biggest fear?
Dan’s Fall (Psychotic Waltz)


What is your biggest secret?
Control and Resistance (Watch Tower)….secret….

What do you want right now?
Buried Dreams (Carcass)

What do you think of your friend?
Sting kiss polite (lol dn’t know who is the artist)

What will you post this as?
We Shine (Eminem)

Nine Deadly Words Women Uses!!

Nine Deadly Words Women Uses!!!! Men be warn. :) and remember these terminology!!!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Something I relate to.

CHANGE

Here I am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…...

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives less happiness….

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them….

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..

How a bike always in reserve changed to a bike always 'ON'
but then why there are less places to go on……

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….

How an old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mates
but then why after 8'o Clock it always feel like getting late….

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. how it changed……

Heaven is...

.....when the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

You might have read this somehere....

...but it's just fun.

The winners of this year's Washington Post's Mensa Invitational -

Readers were to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

18. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.